Starting this post from a tweet I tweeted
(you didn’t see it, that’s your fault, VonElleBeeStine),
” grumble grumble… Damn car.. Damn snow.. Coffee heartburn..
Frozenredhurtyfeets..Today is lame, I move that it be stricken from memory.”
And then I struck it from memory.
Thus the problem with writing this post, what the fuck was today?
Oh, yeah.. The car, the just fixed car, stopped being fixed.
It snowed a bunch, which is so freaking lame.
I hate snow.
Rain, I love rain, not snow.
Snow sticks around, it becomes mush-ice-yuck, it makes me have to wear shoes, its cold, it freezes things
(see: Fuck You, Jack Frost),
and it makes me get up earlier, which since there is not morning, makes my mind all freaky-out-ish!
Oh, huh..
Oh yeah, back to today.
Plus, I was so excited to get a Giauge (Giant+Huge) cup of coffee on this early-ish-on-my-way-to-school,
time of day, for said Coffee, to end up luke warm.
Eh… I figured I will still drink it, it got luke warm because
I was to involved with my werewolf, and I love coffee, so I couldn’t just throw it out
(see: Coffee!).
Then broken car happens, coffee gets really cold, fucking snow,
in and out of broken car, walking to wait for my Super Grandpa to save me, feets little frozen blocks.
I still drink coffee to keep from crying, then coffee turned on me.
Coffee enraged heartburn.
Not cool coffee, not cool..
I still have said heartburn and it makes me sad, that my friend and love would be so cruel.
So, I struck today from today and that was that.
I also had to go to the food market, I drug the Jake along,
because he hates it but he really likes it, plus he’s funny.
He wanted these stupid applesauce in a to-go tube thing-y,
I told him that it wasn’t worth it, but he was all pouty jakey eyes and so he got the damn applesauce.
I got revenge.
All fifteen minutes worth of the drive home,
I told him how he could have got 128oz of applesauce for the same price as the 30oz we bought.
Then he said, “MMMMMOOOOOOMMMM” and I said,
“Hey someday you will be at the store and you will need applesauce.
You will remember what I said and by the better deal, then you will have money left over for Cheeseburgers,
wouldn’t you rather have cheese burgers and applesauce then just applesauce.”
Then I continued on this tangent tell we got home,
where I told him he was lucky to have me as a mom,
most moms would not teach their kids about applesauce prices and pretty much free cheeseburgers,
just for being smart.
I do win mother of the year, and I didn’t even have to shit pancakes.
In your face other mothers!
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