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Wednesday’s Ashtray!


Thats Right, this is Wednesday’s Ash Tray.
Whats a Wednesday’s Ash Tray, you ask?
~Its only a collection of sh*t i find on the interwebs and leave here for you to enjoy.
Why on Wednesday?
~Great Question! Because Wednesday is the day *most* people need a boost, something for them to lose some time too, and why shouldn’t I be the one to provide that?!?!
Why did you call it Wednesday’s Ash Tray?
~Well, Wednesday kind of gets the sh*t end of things, its not awesome, its not sucky, its just that middle. Besides Tray rhymes with day very well, and I like Wednesday.

 

♥This site is amazing, thanks to the Bloggess for this one.

♥ Meat.. Hats?

♥ Wanna Do it? Here ya go!

♥ Death.. to stuffed things?!

♥ Find your Zombie soul mate.

And now I leave you with this picture.

..I have nothing..

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I love you like Jeff Dahmer loves body parts.


“The history of Valentine’s Day is unclear. According to The History Channel, some historians believe that Valentine’s Day is celebrated in mid-February to mark the anniversary of St. Valentine’s death or burial.

Others believe that Valentine’s Day celebrations were started by the Catholic Church as a way to Christianize the pagan Lupercalia Festival, a fertility festival intended to mark the official start of spring with ritual cleansings.

Whatever the history of Valentine’s Day, each February 14 has become a highly commercialized holiday in North America and beyond, that’s intended to celebrate love and relationships.”

So

I wanted to wish all my readers a Happy Valentines Day

So I found a Few Valentines to “give” you all

or for you all go “give” out!

Oh, and these are so not me hitting on you,

unless your someone I should be hitting on, of course.

Eh, take it like you always do 😉

"I'd remove the hair from any where for your love"

the * are just becasue I know you are "slow"

Need I say more?

Condoms are free at the city Clinic

For the Reals

and to end this Happy Valentines Post:

 

“I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day.

When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.”


Wednesday’s Ashtray!


Thats Right, this is Wednesday’s Ash Tray.
Whats a Wednesday’s Ash Tray, you ask?
~Its only a collection of sh*t i find on the interwebs and leave here for you to enjoy.
Why on Wednesday?
~Great Question! Because Wednesday is the day *most* people need a boost, something for them to lose some time too, and why shouldn’t I be the one to provide that?!?!
Why did you call it Wednesday’s Ash Tray?
~Well, Wednesday kind of gets the sh*t end of things, its not awesome, its not sucky, its just that middle. Besides Tray rhymes with day very well, and I like Wednesday.

 

Okay this one is better because there is more! Yay for more!

I am going to run with this, in a very wrong direction

For the Pod Cast Lover In YOU

For Your Geekin Out time

For those of us that need some inner time with our inner self

♥ Beat their Secrets.. No really Do it!

This can be fun and Dirty..Whoa.

More convenient then just emailing your self? Hmmm.

For those of you that like to Rate things…

What did you get?

♥ I needed this after Todays ‘puke’ day

Awe, all yellow and dotty!

Alright you thugs, thats all I gots for today.. Remember to keep that little gmail guy busy and send this Dame some more emails!

Also, if you haven’t subscribed to this awesome blog, do! You Get a Picture of a wookie and a hidden song in your wookie mail!

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Neglected: Yes You All Have Been, My Bad!


My Super Bad.

Sorry guys I know I haven’t been posting like I should be!

I am freaking Sorry!

School has been kind of crazy with the five, yes five, classes I am taking and my brain has been poked full of holes with all this new information it is getting!

So, as an apology I made Found*and altered* you a pretty awesome picture, you can thank me later.

 

Yes I know I am going to Hell.

Yeah, so by altered I really meant added a border.. I am lazy what do you expect?! and NO I am not going into the Whole “this is a terrible picture you should take it down you awful person”, because its funny and my blog is for me to enjoy.

Also you cannot be an Indian Giver, I Gave you this Wonder.. to look at and enjoy!

Dont start on the Indian giver stuff either! Sheesh I have been gone like a week and a half, and you all went all judgement on me..

Soooo…any who..

I wanted to also throw in some web sites for you all to gander at, since I missed a Wednesday or two or something like that. Now, the far warning is, I have been doing lots of school stuff so not all these sites are fun, some are sad, but they are clickable and I know you love the clickable stuffs, also they are stuff I think you should read if you haven’t before!

But I will Promise to Try MY SUPER DOOPER HARDEST

to throw up a pretty darn good Wednesdays ashtray for

you guys for being so super awesome!

Two minor girls married off to frogs

Mozambican boy castrated for witchcraft

I Want to Make A MILLION of these!

I could Be  Jedi, but….

Stimpy

You know you love Ren and Stimpy  🙂

Okay that is really all I have for now, due to the time limit I have.. sorry again!

Hey, help do your part and send me some stuffs!
ElleBeeStine@gmail.com

 


Slacker.. Or the Holidays Happened..


Alright, as most of you know, 2010 Sucked Ass Big Time, so heres to all you and the hope that 2011 doesn’t suck as well. I can tell you this, Im going to find that bad ass MoFo Father Time and kick him in his corn hole if he doesn’t give up the goods!

It will be a wicked fight to the death but I will do it to take over father times place a make 2011 a rad ass year! I’ll be Woman Father Time and and mess up all this stuff!! In your Face Traditions, I guess I’ll just have to rob some sperm banks to make the New Years Baby, But you gota do what you gota do!

But On the Reals.. Dont Be Dumb Asses And Drink And Drive. (insert hold my beer joke here) I love all you guys and would hate to hear of you killing yourself or someone else because, “It was only 3 beers and a shot”. Get Real, take a cab!

Nice Car, Guys!

Here is the Math for you. Get it? Good Job!

So, Since I stacked off.. here is Wednesday Ashtray, on Friday but it all rhymes so its all good!

Yada Yada—— Fridays Ashtray, is brought to you by the Awesomeness that is the internets and my super rad readers!

Backin Up?

Baby Munkey What What!

Fun Things to Do When You Should Be Working!

Oh My God, No Really WTF!

Once Was Not Enough!

These People Gots ALL Your INFO, Get OFF THE LIST!! hehe i said “get off”

everything from pics you’ve posted on FB or web, your approx credit score, home value, income, age, etc. You can remove yourself by searching for yourself on their site, copying the URL of your page, then go to the bottom of the page and click on Privacy button to remove yourself.

And Last But Not Least!

♥Erin You ROCK, I Loved My Email!! ♥

♥ Wanna Be Cool Like Erin? Yeah me too! :)♥

♥But For Reals, Send This Girl An Email! ElleBeeStine@gmail.com♥



Thats Right, this is Wednesday’s Ash Tray.
Whats a Wednesday’s Ash Tray, you ask?
~Its only a collection of sh*t i find on the interwebs and leave here for you to enjoy.
Why on Wednesday?
~Great Question! Because Wednesday is the day *most* people need a boost, something for them to lose some time too, and why shouldn’t I be the one to provide that?!?!
Why did you call it Wednesday’s Ash Tray?
~Well, Wednesday kind of gets the sh*t end of things, its not awesome, its not sucky, its just that middle. Besides Tray rhymes with day very well.

First Up, A Merry Merry Christmas Present! Your Welcome! 🙂

Diabeetus

Because I love you and You love this!

And the last one, but one I think is the best:

Sometimes you just gotta get it off  your chest!

Thats, that, for your ash tray, got fun stuff for me to see and post next Wednesday, let me know via Email, Twitter or Facebook!

♥ElleBeeStine@gmail.com♥

Poor poor little man.. I keep Telling him its okay..

more Emails and comments will come!


Temporomandibular Joint Disorder Or Temperament of my Jaw is Disturbing


TMJ syndrome, is an umbrella term covering acute or chronic inflammation of  temporomandibular joint, which connects the mandible to the skull. The disorder and resultant dysfunction can result in significant pain and impairment. Or so says Wikipedia.

I say its My ASSHOLE of  A Jaw bone wanting to run away and leave me with my mouth all a gape! For days and days the hinge of my jaw hurts, it hurts when I eat, talk, drink, yawn, or do nothing. Its just sits there in its little home and tries to break free, I can hear it singing,”I want to break freeeeee“. I love Queen as much as the next girl but come on!!

I hate when this happens so I always check out my best friend the internets on the things I can do to help my jaw realise that it loves its home and needs to knock its shit off.

These are the things my bestie tells me to do:

•Apply moist heat or cold packs~ Whoa.. Moist, WHAT?!

•Eat soft foods. ~I only want to eat soft food because my Jaw IS TRYING TO ESCAPE!

•Wear a  night guard.~ I do not think the addition of a human on my face will help.

•Avoid extreme jaw movements.~ Duh, if it hurts don’t do it!

•Don’t rest your chin on your hand~ Damn, if my hand isn’t there how am I suppose to keep my jaw from running away?!?!

Wow…internets way to drop the ball on that one. ::Shakes Head::

Now, I am left with two ways to fix this, let my jaw be free, or duct tape.

I’m going with Duct Tape.


Sad Biscuit


“Sad Biscuit Sat on my plate.
Sad Biscuit just could not wait.
So with all of his courage, with all of his might,
Sad Biscuit gave up, and turned out his light.”

And Boy, Sad Biscuit was super tasty with some jelly on him!



 

Thats Right, this is the first Wednesday’s Ash Tray.
Whats a Wednesday’s Ash Tray, you ask?
~Its only a collection of sh*t i find on the interwebs and leave here for you to enjoy.
Why on Wednesday?
~Great Question! Because Wednesday is the day *most* people need a boost, something for them to lose some time too, and why shouldn’t I be the one to provide that?!?!
Why did you call it Wednesday’s Ash Tray?
~Well, Wednesday kind of gets the sh*t end of things, its not awesome, its not sucky, its just that middle. Besides Tray rhymes with day very well. Oh, and no, I dont smoke and you will not have to see anything about metrodome roofs. See All Gone!
So to start this out:
♥ this website is amazing, awesome and funny. If you haven’t checked it, check it and add to it!

♥I know its just a picture, no funnies but its still rad.

♥This site always keeps me reading, i love looking into others brains!

And last but sooo not least..

I do not feel that enough people have seen this.

Thats that for your ash tray, got fun stuff for me to see and post next Wednesday, let me know!