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I love you like Jeff Dahmer loves body parts.


“The history of Valentine’s Day is unclear. According to The History Channel, some historians believe that Valentine’s Day is celebrated in mid-February to mark the anniversary of St. Valentine’s death or burial.

Others believe that Valentine’s Day celebrations were started by the Catholic Church as a way to Christianize the pagan Lupercalia Festival, a fertility festival intended to mark the official start of spring with ritual cleansings.

Whatever the history of Valentine’s Day, each February 14 has become a highly commercialized holiday in North America and beyond, that’s intended to celebrate love and relationships.”

So

I wanted to wish all my readers a Happy Valentines Day

So I found a Few Valentines to “give” you all

or for you all go “give” out!

Oh, and these are so not me hitting on you,

unless your someone I should be hitting on, of course.

Eh, take it like you always do 😉

"I'd remove the hair from any where for your love"

the * are just becasue I know you are "slow"

Need I say more?

Condoms are free at the city Clinic

For the Reals

and to end this Happy Valentines Post:

 

“I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day.

When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.”


Coffee


Awe, Love!

 

I use to hate the smell of Coffee; I wanted to punch Coffee in its big fat smelly Coffee Face. I use to rank it up there with the smell of burnt toast, and the taste, like nasty with a side of gross burned hair.

 Yes burnt hair, quit questioning me!

But now, oh now, I love Coffee, I could drink Coffee all day long. I am blaming my mom, yeah she knows it, she lives off Coffee, I mean she’s not pumping blood, its Coffee, I am sure of it!! That being said, I just wanted to put up a quick post about how much I now Love Coffee. Why you ask? Because I am at School Right Now, And I Want Some Damn Coffee!! But I don’t get any.. And now I am a sleepy sad panda..

See, this is me right now!

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Wednesday’s Ashtray!


Thats Right, this is Wednesday’s Ash Tray.
Whats a Wednesday’s Ash Tray, you ask?
~Its only a collection of sh*t i find on the interwebs and leave here for you to enjoy.
Why on Wednesday?
~Great Question! Because Wednesday is the day *most* people need a boost, something for them to lose some time too, and why shouldn’t I be the one to provide that?!?!
Why did you call it Wednesday’s Ash Tray?
~Well, Wednesday kind of gets the sh*t end of things, its not awesome, its not sucky, its just that middle. Besides Tray rhymes with day very well, and I like Wednesday.

 

Okay this one is better because there is more! Yay for more!

♥ I am going to run with this, in a very wrong direction

♥ For the Pod Cast Lover In YOU

♥ For Your Geekin Out time

♥ For those of us that need some inner time with our inner self

♥ Beat their Secrets.. No really Do it!

♥ This can be fun and Dirty..Whoa.

♥ More convenient then just emailing your self? Hmmm.

♥ For those of you that like to Rate things…

♥ What did you get?

♥ I needed this after Todays ‘puke’ day

♥ Awe, all yellow and dotty!

Alright you thugs, thats all I gots for today.. Remember to keep that little gmail guy busy and send this Dame some more emails!

Also, if you haven’t subscribed to this awesome blog, do! You Get a Picture of a wookie and a hidden song in your wookie mail!

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Appetency


I look at those photos, I stare into those days,

I yearn for the things that I missed

when I took the other way.

For the choice, it left the energy inside

stuck with in masses, longing to be rampant.

Never enough outlets, to many cords

over loaded, for this, the mess is born.

Would never change it, back and back, the same,

the days will never be, but the thoughts lay unchanged.

Once its done, I still couldn’t go back

always the last, it will stay this way.

Never for me, always for you,

I want it this way, for I love you.

Once you have left, becoming all you,

I shall still stay, on the path I did lay.

Dreaming of the unbeaten way,

that I gave, not one more glance.

Living for you, is the way I will stay,

a promise my soul gave that day.

Dont take this as bad, for I wouldn’t change

the things I left laying by the way.

You are more important than I could ever be,

For you made me,

Me.

 

 


Slacker.. Or the Holidays Happened..


Alright, as most of you know, 2010 Sucked Ass Big Time, so heres to all you and the hope that 2011 doesn’t suck as well. I can tell you this, Im going to find that bad ass MoFo Father Time and kick him in his corn hole if he doesn’t give up the goods!

It will be a wicked fight to the death but I will do it to take over father times place a make 2011 a rad ass year! I’ll be Woman Father Time and and mess up all this stuff!! In your Face Traditions, I guess I’ll just have to rob some sperm banks to make the New Years Baby, But you gota do what you gota do!

But On the Reals.. Dont Be Dumb Asses And Drink And Drive. (insert hold my beer joke here) I love all you guys and would hate to hear of you killing yourself or someone else because, “It was only 3 beers and a shot”. Get Real, take a cab!

Nice Car, Guys!

Here is the Math for you. Get it? Good Job!

So, Since I stacked off.. here is Wednesday Ashtray, on Friday but it all rhymes so its all good!

Yada Yada—— Fridays Ashtray, is brought to you by the Awesomeness that is the internets and my super rad readers!

♥ Backin Up?

♥ Baby Munkey What What!

♥ Fun Things to Do When You Should Be Working!

♥ Oh My God, No Really WTF!

♥ Once Was Not Enough!

♥ These People Gots ALL Your INFO, Get OFF THE LIST!! hehe i said “get off”

everything from pics you’ve posted on FB or web, your approx credit score, home value, income, age, etc. You can remove yourself by searching for yourself on their site, copying the URL of your page, then go to the bottom of the page and click on Privacy button to remove yourself.

And Last But Not Least!

♥Erin You ROCK, I Loved My Email!! ♥

♥ Wanna Be Cool Like Erin? Yeah me too! :)♥

♥But For Reals, Send This Girl An Email! ElleBeeStine@gmail.com♥


“You Can’t Always Get What You Want, But If You Try Some Times You Get What You Need”-R.S.


I get caught up in silly things,

Not like this.. not at all.

I know what you are thinking, ‘everyone does’.

Ehhhhh.. Not quite like I do. For example:

Last night I am sitting on the tub talking to my almost hubby, when I stretch out the waste of my yoga pants (which I have never done yoga in) and said, “Damn, I could be like five hundred pounds and then these would be all tight on me.” My hubby to be says, something about but if you were five hundred pounds you would just buy new pants you wouldn’t wear them tight like that. So, I stand up with my arms stretching out my pants, I hunch over and say in a deep voice,” see my belly would hang down like this” hubby to be says, “It’s called a GUNT.”

This is a *GUNT*, I will never have one, if you do, Im sorry i made fun of it.

So I am walking back and forth saying “look at my gunt look at my gunt!!!” in my low voice (because if I got fatter I would talk lower). I’m laughing and laughing then I kiss my hubby to be and say, this, this is why I love you so much; you never shake your head or question my strangeness.

This whole thing lasted, about fifteen minutes.. Yeah.. Fifteen minutes.

okay!

Back on to what I was saying…

Today, there was something I wanted to hear soooooo bad, but I should not hear it.

Strange right? No, not really.

Oh But PLEEEEEEEEEEAAASSSEEE!

There are a lot of things in my life that I want or want to do that well, I just don’t and as you can read I do some strange and silly things. You might be thinking right now, what would I think I shouldn’t do. Well, that list is long and I’m not getting into that right now.

But the point of this blog was to, well say that..

*Sometimes it’s good to not always give into your inner impulses, sometimes it’s good to just let them ride out.*



Thats Right, this is Wednesday’s Ash Tray.
Whats a Wednesday’s Ash Tray, you ask?
~Its only a collection of sh*t i find on the interwebs and leave here for you to enjoy.
Why on Wednesday?
~Great Question! Because Wednesday is the day *most* people need a boost, something for them to lose some time too, and why shouldn’t I be the one to provide that?!?!
Why did you call it Wednesday’s Ash Tray?
~Well, Wednesday kind of gets the sh*t end of things, its not awesome, its not sucky, its just that middle. Besides Tray rhymes with day very well.

♥First Up, A Merry Merry Christmas Present! Your Welcome! 🙂

♥Diabeetus

♥ Because I love you and You love this!

And the last one, but one I think is the best:

♥ Sometimes you just gotta get it off  your chest!

Thats, that, for your ash tray, got fun stuff for me to see and post next Wednesday, let me know via Email, Twitter or Facebook!

♥ElleBeeStine@gmail.com♥

Poor poor little man.. I keep Telling him its okay..

more Emails and comments will come!


To live in hearts we leave behind Is not to die. ~Thomas Campbell


As this year ends, I want to say, Good Bye to the dear loved ones, I lost along the way.

Death is the end, the end we all face and nothing will fill the hole, which your loss had placed.

You will be remembered, talked about, and thought about often, you will not fade from my heart, because nothing will be forgotten.

I know, like all lives do, yours had to end, and in that thought, someday my heart shall mend.

‎”As long as we live, they too shall live, for they are a part of us, as we remember them.”
Seven people, whom I cared about, passed this year, and I miss and love you all.

To the Eleven, I lost in years pass, I miss you more then I know, and love you all just as deeply.

To My Daddy, The Earth isn’t the same without you, and I will never be either, I love you.


*This, is gonna get mushy*


I am crying, tears of the unbelievable.

I live in the idea that 90% of humans are evil and mean pieces of crap. That idea, my friends, has been over hauled. I no longer think that, because of the wonder giving heart of Jenny The Bloggess. I read Jenny’s Blog like it’s my crack, she can make me laugh when I need the pickup she can make me melt (read about the Traveling Red Dress), she is an amazing writer and an amazing person. With this said, She decided to give back this Christmas differently then she usually does, with this idea: Donating gift cards from the money she made from James Garfield Christmas Cards, this got others involved and more donations came in, more people in need posted, and it just kept going ( go read this now, just click the links!!!).

I am so moved, my heart feels less broken, and trust me this year has been awful, for me, my friends and my family! I have lost seven people that I love .This year, seven people have passed and I wasn’t ready for any of them to leave, we never are ready for that. The hole that I have grew so large over this year alone; I could have jumped through it with an elephant.

After Tonto passed, going to his celebration of life, helped heal that hole a bit, there were so many people there that loved him and wanted to help donated what they could to help with his cremation and to donated to the hospice center. I was moved and amazed to see that love just pour over everything there. Then Jenny happened.

Not only with all the love that was written all over her blog but the pureness of it all has made me feel like, there is a reason to keep going, make new friends, even if I could lose them too, because trust me after this year, the Last thing I wanted to do was get close to anyone else, I just couldn’t take more pain. I now am looking at things different, I am seeing the joy and love, I have been shutting out.

My Christmas spirit is now flickering back on as well. I have hated Christmas for a very long time, not that all my Christmas’s were bad growing up, I just had the worst ex-step sister and blah blah blah, she is/was a bitch and had to ruin everything (thanks for that Bre). I held on to that feeling and my Christmas spirit only sparked back up when I could see the joy in my son’s eyes about Christmas, HE made it magical and wonderful for me again, and then the flame would die back out till next year when his eyes would light up again. Now, Thanks to Jenny and all of her “minions” that spark is a flame, not a huge, everything is perfect flame, but my eyes have been opened and the past has been let go, and all I can say to this is Thank You.

I am so grateful, amazed, and in love with all of you. The words I write do not do justice to the feelings I feel, feelings that I know how to deal with! So, I end this mushy, and tear filled post with this:

As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them.  ~John Fitzgerald Kennedy

Shower the People You Love with Love by James Taylor

You all have inspired me to Change things about me that I thought were set in stone, thanks for the jack hammer!


Temporomandibular Joint Disorder Or Temperament of my Jaw is Disturbing


TMJ syndrome, is an umbrella term covering acute or chronic inflammation of  temporomandibular joint, which connects the mandible to the skull. The disorder and resultant dysfunction can result in significant pain and impairment. Or so says Wikipedia.

I say its My ASSHOLE of  A Jaw bone wanting to run away and leave me with my mouth all a gape! For days and days the hinge of my jaw hurts, it hurts when I eat, talk, drink, yawn, or do nothing. Its just sits there in its little home and tries to break free, I can hear it singing,”I want to break freeeeee“. I love Queen as much as the next girl but come on!!

I hate when this happens so I always check out my best friend the internets on the things I can do to help my jaw realise that it loves its home and needs to knock its shit off.

These are the things my bestie tells me to do:

•Apply moist heat or cold packs~ Whoa.. Moist, WHAT?!

•Eat soft foods. ~I only want to eat soft food because my Jaw IS TRYING TO ESCAPE!

•Wear a  night guard.~ I do not think the addition of a human on my face will help.

•Avoid extreme jaw movements.~ Duh, if it hurts don’t do it!

•Don’t rest your chin on your hand~ Damn, if my hand isn’t there how am I suppose to keep my jaw from running away?!?!

Wow…internets way to drop the ball on that one. ::Shakes Head::

Now, I am left with two ways to fix this, let my jaw be free, or duct tape.

I’m going with Duct Tape.