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“Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer.”-Unknown

Yep that pretty much sums it up.

I do not believe. I Do Not Believe. I want to scream it from my roof!

But really in the long run, what does it matter to you?

Why do you care?

Do you not have your own religious ideas to deal with?

Don’t you have your own ideas and thoughts to pin into place without trying to mess with mine?!?!

Leave it be, stop trying, and go the hell away.

It’s my mind and I will make it up as I please.

I am sorry that your hero complex makes you want to “save” me but you can take yourself righteousness and stick it up your butt. I do not need saved. I need you to back up out of my face and my life before I show you why your god isn’t going to help, when I beat your ass. I am sorry I grew up and cannot rely on a “god” that happens to be the shittiest friend ever! Life happens, shit happens, it rains, it snows, then more life happens, then you die and are missed by your “real” friends and loved ones, you know the ones that helped you out.

I have so much more to add to this but I’m not turning it into a conversation.

Point Blank, I Do Not Believe In Any God, Nor, Will Anything You Say Change My Mind, The End.

Temporomandibular Joint Disorder Or Temperament of my Jaw is Disturbing

TMJ syndrome, is an umbrella term covering acute or chronic inflammation of  temporomandibular joint, which connects the mandible to the skull. The disorder and resultant dysfunction can result in significant pain and impairment. Or so says Wikipedia.

I say its My ASSHOLE of  A Jaw bone wanting to run away and leave me with my mouth all a gape! For days and days the hinge of my jaw hurts, it hurts when I eat, talk, drink, yawn, or do nothing. Its just sits there in its little home and tries to break free, I can hear it singing,”I want to break freeeeee“. I love Queen as much as the next girl but come on!!

I hate when this happens so I always check out my best friend the internets on the things I can do to help my jaw realise that it loves its home and needs to knock its shit off.

These are the things my bestie tells me to do:

•Apply moist heat or cold packs~ Whoa.. Moist, WHAT?!

•Eat soft foods. ~I only want to eat soft food because my Jaw IS TRYING TO ESCAPE!

•Wear a  night guard.~ I do not think the addition of a human on my face will help.

•Avoid extreme jaw movements.~ Duh, if it hurts don’t do it!

•Don’t rest your chin on your hand~ Damn, if my hand isn’t there how am I suppose to keep my jaw from running away?!?!

Wow…internets way to drop the ball on that one. ::Shakes Head::

Now, I am left with two ways to fix this, let my jaw be free, or duct tape.

I’m going with Duct Tape.