Tag Archives: money

Eyes, Pee, Poop, Hearts, Money, Abestos, Tampons = This Post.


I find some strange things on this wonderful thing we call the

INTERNETS

These are pictures that I have found lately and wanted to share with you all.

I was thinking of adding them to Wednesdays Ashtray

But

I think they should get a post of their own

So lets get this Started!

Lasik@home

 

Can I have two?

I hope that a lot of people order these and then die, less stupid people.

But thats just my view.

Poop.Twice.

These are things that I feel EVERYONE should know.

That means you.

Poo.First.+Pee?

 

I think that this is much better then when I walked in to my sons room,

at the age of 6m and he had rubbed poop all over his crib.

This is a much better answer.

Plus I would like two sets in the house, I want to throw poop and pee at people,

with out the mess!

(Also you can send out Pee and Poo ecards)

4 Dollar Bill, Ya’ll!

 

And to think, I didn’t get hired at McDonald’s

Wow, I think both people should be charged.

How do you take a 4 dollar bill?

How can you look at it and think nothing is wrong?

How can you make a 4 dollar bill?

How did these two meet?!

I am pretty amazed at this.

Get that 30 mins in somewhere!

 

Fat Kids.

I am a fat kid, I so get this train of thought.

But sorry dude, it doesn’t count

Step away from the Big Mac and

Hit That Bitch, then put on your Abestos Tampons Cd

And sing her this song!

 

The look them up and get their CD

And some Blumpkin stickers!

Hell Ya!

 


Asking For Help, Very Hard For Me.


There are things I need, not a lot of things just a few, and why.

By doing this you can see that the things I need really aren’t that bad and maybe someone will give them to me,

or help me get them

because I need them and I am a deserving person that pays it forward. 🙂

A Fruit Basket,

Why?

 

Awe, so yummy and pretty!

Because I would like to give it to a woman who has done so much for me, I owe her so much more.

and not meaning it has to look like the above picture, just a fruit basket is more then enough

Plus, I have always wanted to give a fruit basket.

A car battery.

Scott and I share his car, but the battery is dead.

We do not have the money to buy a new one, so we are using my grandmas car,

I would really like to give her back her car.

New Socks.

I need them, the kids need them, the almost hubby needs them, pretty simple.

1000.00 dollars.

I know this seams crazy to just ask for money

but I do not like to ask for help, or if someone offers I most of the time say no.

Why you ask, I dont feel like I deserve any help,

and this is something I am working on with my therapist (who i see for free thanks to my college!).

So here I am on the internet asking some people i know and some i do not know,

for money. I need the money because i am a college student that has been out of work

not for lack of trying, and my soon to be hubby is supporting all four of us by himself

but his job is getting payed by if someone comes in

there for, we dont always have the money we need for bills.

As of right now, we have not payed our rent. I know you all know the date,

we are close but not there yet, 1000.00 dollars would catch us up on rent and the rest of our back bills.

I think thats a lot of money, but i know a lot of others do not.

Now, i would like to state that i do not expect anyone to help someone unless they can and only if they want too.

With that said, even if i dont get anything that i need, we will still push on and do what we can.

I just wanted to take the chance.

Thank You for reading.