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If you follow reason far enough it always leads to conclusions that are contrary to reason.

These are pictures and videos that I found today, while doing my home work.

What homework you ask?

My Psychology of Religion homework.

What was the homework.

Oh, ya know..

religion and evolution.

Yay. Me. My fav.


Um, I think this has something to do with..



This fight made me mad, I lost 10 bucks on it!



Then this happened, and poor Suze and Timmy

They cried for their teachers soul.

Then I watched a video

Then life was all better.

I love you like Jeff Dahmer loves body parts.

“The history of Valentine’s Day is unclear. According to The History Channel, some historians believe that Valentine’s Day is celebrated in mid-February to mark the anniversary of St. Valentine’s death or burial.

Others believe that Valentine’s Day celebrations were started by the Catholic Church as a way to Christianize the pagan Lupercalia Festival, a fertility festival intended to mark the official start of spring with ritual cleansings.

Whatever the history of Valentine’s Day, each February 14 has become a highly commercialized holiday in North America and beyond, that’s intended to celebrate love and relationships.”


I wanted to wish all my readers a Happy Valentines Day

So I found a Few Valentines to “give” you all

or for you all go “give” out!

Oh, and these are so not me hitting on you,

unless your someone I should be hitting on, of course.

Eh, take it like you always do 😉

"I'd remove the hair from any where for your love"

the * are just becasue I know you are "slow"

Need I say more?

Condoms are free at the city Clinic

For the Reals

and to end this Happy Valentines Post:


“I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day.

When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.”

Slacker.. Or the Holidays Happened..

Alright, as most of you know, 2010 Sucked Ass Big Time, so heres to all you and the hope that 2011 doesn’t suck as well. I can tell you this, Im going to find that bad ass MoFo Father Time and kick him in his corn hole if he doesn’t give up the goods!

It will be a wicked fight to the death but I will do it to take over father times place a make 2011 a rad ass year! I’ll be Woman Father Time and and mess up all this stuff!! In your Face Traditions, I guess I’ll just have to rob some sperm banks to make the New Years Baby, But you gota do what you gota do!

But On the Reals.. Dont Be Dumb Asses And Drink And Drive. (insert hold my beer joke here) I love all you guys and would hate to hear of you killing yourself or someone else because, “It was only 3 beers and a shot”. Get Real, take a cab!

Nice Car, Guys!

Here is the Math for you. Get it? Good Job!

So, Since I stacked off.. here is Wednesday Ashtray, on Friday but it all rhymes so its all good!

Yada Yada—— Fridays Ashtray, is brought to you by the Awesomeness that is the internets and my super rad readers!

Backin Up?

Baby Munkey What What!

Fun Things to Do When You Should Be Working!

Oh My God, No Really WTF!

Once Was Not Enough!

These People Gots ALL Your INFO, Get OFF THE LIST!! hehe i said “get off”

everything from pics you’ve posted on FB or web, your approx credit score, home value, income, age, etc. You can remove yourself by searching for yourself on their site, copying the URL of your page, then go to the bottom of the page and click on Privacy button to remove yourself.

And Last But Not Least!

♥Erin You ROCK, I Loved My Email!! ♥

♥ Wanna Be Cool Like Erin? Yeah me too! :)♥

♥But For Reals, Send This Girl An Email! ElleBeeStine@gmail.com♥